we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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