Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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