I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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