I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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