I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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