Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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