I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I could make wine with my vomit
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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