My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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