put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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