I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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