is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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