I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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