i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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