I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I wish you could order shots online.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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