This girl is more easily done than said...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It's shark week go big or go home
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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