I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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