I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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