I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Idk if I want to put a bra on
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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