bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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