she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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