Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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