I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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