Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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