All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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