maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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