You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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