Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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