You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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