Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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