He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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