when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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