So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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