I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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