I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Randomize
