this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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