People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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