I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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