no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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