What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Hippo gnu deer
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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