Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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