What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Randomize
