just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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