: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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