I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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