last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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