At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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