I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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