They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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