Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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