check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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