i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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