piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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