I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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