you mean i was at the winter classic?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
