My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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