when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we made out on top of his cat.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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