What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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