this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm determined to sit on that face.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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