remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Found the puke drawer
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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