party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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