what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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