I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
it hurts more in the daytime
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He shit in the fireplace
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